reading TMI: Sebastian version

  • Me: This new guy Sebastian seems cool. I like him.
  • Sebastian: Jonathan Christopher Morgenstern aka baby demon
  • Sebastian: *kills the real Sebastian Verlac*
  • Sebastian: *kiss his sister*
  • Sebastian: *deactivate the wards in Alicante*
  • Sebastian: *tries to kill Izzy*
  • Sebastian: *kills Max Lightwood with a hammer*
  • Me:
  • Sebastian: *kills Hodge*
  • Sebastian: *uses black magic to bind himself to Jace*
  • Sebastian: *kidnaps Jace*
  • Sebastian: “Kill me, little sister. Kill me and you kill Jace, too."
  • Sebastian: *tries to rape his sister*
  • Me:
  • Sebastian: *creates a new kind of demoniac Nephilim*
  • Sebastian: *kills someone's boyfriend*
  • Sebastian: *burns down the fucking world*
  • Me: oh
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    Every song you have ever loved and every song you have ever hated.

    THIS. WAS. EVERYTHING. LITERALLY.

    ALL THE AWARDS.

    Lucky - Brittany Spears

    Love Story - Taylor Swift

    I’m Yours - Jason Mraz

    Super Bass - Nicki Minaj

    My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion

    I Want It That Way - Backstreet Boys

    Escape - Enrique Iglesias

    Paparazzi - Lady Gaga

    Hot & Cold - Katy Pery

    The Boy Is Mine  - Brandy & Monica

    It’s Ok If It’s In a 3-Way - Justin Timberlake, Andy Samberg, Lady Gaga

    Whatchu Say - Jason Derulo

    Baby - Justin Beiber

    You Belong With Me - Taylor Swift

    Take On Me - A-Ha

    Jar of Hearts - Christine Peri

    Torn - Natalie Imbruglia

    Love the Way you Lie - Eminem Ft. Rihanna

    Skyscraper - Demi Levato 

    Poker Face - Lady Gaga

    3 AM - Matchbox 20

    Airplane - B.o.B ft. Haylie Williams

    Let It Be- THe Beatles

    Party Rock Anthem - LFMAO

    Don’t Stop Believing - Journey

    She Will Be Loved - Maroon 5

    Someone Like You - Adele

    It’s All Coming Back To Me Now - Celine Dion

    Apologize - One Republic

    No Scrubs - TLC

    Forget You - Cee Lo Green

    Landslide - Fleetwood Mac

    Who’s that Lady - Isley Brothers

    All I Wanna Do -Sheryl Crow

    Friday - Rebecca Black

    Last Friday Night - Katy Perry

    HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AMAZING

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    G-R-O-S-A CON TODAS LAS LETRAS!!